Often responsible for many fun, champagne-filled nights, Perignon unfortunately never enjoyed the pleasures of (consensual) sex while tipsy off his own beautiful alcohol. While many of you will know the name “Dom Perignon” because of the champagne that many might guzzle before getting laid, Dom Perignon - the dude it was named after - was actually a French Benedictine monk who died a virgin. Or maybe she was just a super-f*cking-independent woman. It’s been said that Queen Elizabeth died a virgin, after rejecting every single marriage proposal that came her way while she was alive.ĭespite being one of the most powerful women of all time, when it came to her sex life, she might’ve been a bit too picky. He wasn't even about the "motion of the ocean." He was just about the motion. Just kidding, many accounts claim that Newton had little interest in sex. While Sir Isaac Newton was responsible for creating the laws of motion and universal gravitation - apparently none of these top-tier accomplishments could help the man get laid. Think about it, she’s not even a “sister,” as most nuns get labeled she’s surpassed that - she’s MOTHER. So, piggybacking off this notion, it shouldn’t be all that surprising that Mother Teresa - the Michael Jordan of nuns - died a virgin. When you become a nun, you make a vow of celibacy on behalf of the church and God. While he’s posthumously been accused of doing a lot of immoral things while in office, none of them pertained to any acts of sex. Many also believe Hoover was also a closet homosexual. Edgar Hoover - the first Director of the FBI - died a virgin. But, yeah, Joan of Arc died a virgin - but only as a result of her devout Christian beliefs. I snickered a little bit when I read that Joan of Arc has actually been dubbed the “Virgin Warrior,” in certain circles. Thankfully, Carroll was said to have died a virgin.probably for the best. You know, like he enjoyed drawing and photographing children in the nude.Īnd Alice herself? Was based on an 11-year-old, whom some allege Carroll may have wanted to marry. There is a great deal of evidence that surfaced after his death suggesting he had sexual interest in extremely young girls. Lewis Carroll, author of "Alice in Wonderland," was actually a pretty weird dude. While Tesla might’ve been one of the greatest inventors of all time, he clearly lacked some inventive pick-up lines.Ĭlearly he didn't invent the light to keep them on during the sex he wasn't having. Tesla allegedly died a virgin - but when you’re busy pioneering new methods of generating electricity, I guess the idea of sex seems sort of commonplace. So ironically, while having his artwork in your home might get you laid, he, himself, never indulged himself, sexually. Although he divulged his homosexuality in interviews, he also wasn’t shy about his own virginity. Much about Warhol’s sexuality - and personal life, in general - was kept very private from the public eye. Oh, you didn’t know? So, if you’re feeling apprehensive about your lingering virginity - don’t fret. And with their fame and success, you'd imagine they would have had a pretty easy time scoring, but many of them abstained by choice. I mean, sure, a lot of celibate people might also be inadequate in certain areas of their lives - but it’s far from a universal rule.Īfter all, a bunch of famous, successful people went to the grave without ever experiencing the beauties of sex. Look, to think that celibacy is in ANY way linked to inadequacy is a downright lie. It’s not that big of a deal, though, unless you make it one.
And others, maybe not so commonly now, remain virgins by choice.
Just like some people can't putt a golf ball into a hole from three feet out - no matter how many mulligans you give them - some people simply aren’t great at getting other objects into holes, either.
“Not everyone’s a p*ssy magnet,” Mooj continued - and he’s right.
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These were the wise words of Mooj from the classic film, “ The 40-Year-Old Virgin,” a movie documenting the life of a sexless man in his early 40s.
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